Jersey Shore star The Situation was on the Opie And Anthony Show on last week to promote his book, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. Surpisingly to all, the gang loved America’s favorite six-packing guido and we have interview highlights compiled by OpieandAnthonyVirus.com below.
The interview started off with a bang, when comedian Rich Vos, star of hit shows such as Last Comic Standing and The Goldbergs, tried to bond with the Jersey Shore star by telling a story about losing his virginity in a minute and a half in Seaside, NJ with a inebriated, comatose girl. Talk about an icebreaker.
Jim Norton asks The Situation if he’s ever “gone pigging,” he responds by saying, “The Situation doesn’t do fat chicks. I’ve had friends that have tried it only to see what it was like. I have heard that sex with ‘grenades’ is good because they try harder.”
Jimmy doesn’t know what a “grenade” is, Vos tells him it’s what he does on stage. ZING!
The Situation talks about his past as a mortgage broker with no money, no house, and no job. When he was unemployed his parents were recommending that he become a cop, fireman, or go into the Navy.
That’s when a lady friend of Mike Sorrentino urged him to go into modeling.
Vos interrupts to tell Mike that he has nice fingernails. No homo.
The Situation continues his story on how he was an underwear model, but didn’t get paid. That’s when he focused on getting into television. He went on a casting call for a VH1 pilot, that MTV later picked up and became the now infamous “Jersey Shore.”
Opie and Anthony then delve into the Jersey Shore transvestite controversy. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is upset that The Situation used the dreaded “T” word, “tranny,” in an episode of Jersey Shore. And to think I thought “shim” was the mean word and “tranny” was the fun and cheeky term. MTV has since issued an apology, but it didn’t seem that The Situation was too remorseful by the looks of his over-usage and justified use of the word “it.”
“There was a girl in the club, or whatever it was, and we had a couple of drinks. I didn’t hook up with it, I didn’t take it home, just had a conversation. I thought it was decent looking at the time. There is no guarantee that the specific person was what it says it was.”
When I’m in a “situation” (see what I did there) where I am not sure of the gender of the person I am trying to bed, I first look for the Adam’s Apple. If I’m still unsure, then I just do a Crocodile Dundee and grab the thing’s groin and feel around for crotch luggage. That usually solves the issue right there and then (except if you’re in Brazil).
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