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We have two major obessions in life: Jersey Shore and drinking. That’s why we were thrilled when our friends at Three Olives Vodka shared these amazing cocktail recipes with us, inspired by the cast of the hit MTV show.

Cheers bitchezzz!

Snooki Bubble Up
3/4 oz. lemon-lime soda
3/4 oz. cranberry juice                                               
1 oz. Three-O Bubble vodka
Combine ingredients with ice, garnish with a lime wedge.

GTL Tini
2 oz. Three-O Grape Vodka
1 oz. Melon Liqueur
Splash of Pineapple Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass
Garnish with an orange slice 

Sammi Sweetheart Splash
2 oz. Three-O Cherry Vodka
2 slices lemon
3 fresh cherries
1 oz. simple syrup
Splash of lemon-lime soda

Muddle the lemon, cherries and simple syrup,
Add the vodka and lemon- lime soda
Shake with ice; garnish with a cherry, serve in a martini glass.

Gorilla Juicehead
1 ½ oz. Three-O Rangtang
¾ oz. orange juice
¾ oz lime juice

Shake with ice and strain into a chilled shot glass.
Drink shot and bite into the “boomerang” orange wedge.

JWOW Bomb
Drop 1 1/2 oz. shot of Three-O Grape Vodka
into a pint glass of your favorite energy drink. 

Momma’s Boy Bloody Mary
2 oz. Three-O Tomato Vodka
2 oz. Tomato Juice

Rim glass with salt and pepper
Mix with ice and garnish with a lime wedge and celery stick 

Juicy Jolie
2 oz. Three-O Mango
1 oz. Orange Juice
 Mix and drink in shot glass

Lindsay Lohan finally sobered up after the Cannes boozefest and pulled it together in time to grace the Beverly Hills courthouse for a mandatory appearance.

Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel ordered the party girl to wear a SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor) ankle bracelet. Lohan must also submit to weekly drug testing and could face jail time if the terms imposed by the judge are not met.

Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, a high-profile celebrity lawyer who recently represented Reggie Bush, argued to fight the restirctions but the judge wasn’t having it.

Lohan’s next date with Judge Revel is on July 6.

The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! The ethnic hot-mess torch has been passed to the second most hard-partying group in the US.

Casting is taking place now, to find eight Russian-Americans, ages 21 and 30, willing to live together in a house, rumored to be located on Brighton Beach. Dubbed “Little Odessa”, Brighton Beach houses NYC’s largest concentration of immigrants from the former USSR.

The show will look something like this: big boobies, fur coats, Juicy sweatsuits, Adidas tracksuites, Kangol hats, a visit from everyone’s grandma and of course VODKA.

Contestants can add video submissions to the BrightonBeachShow.com site or post on the Facebook fan page.

We’re voting for Toronto’s Last Russian Prince. He’s kind of amazing..